"Preemptive fanart for Alan Wake I guess? Storywise takes place after Anderson's farm (oh... I think I missed another idea for joke there), so maybe kinda spoiler-ish? Nothing major though and the game is like from 2010 but you do you. Also the whole first fanart attempt was a disaster from the start. I have some art background, bought a cheap tablet on a whim long time ago and tried it once or twice, nothing big, decided that "This time for sure!", failed miserably, everything is hard and clunky to me and uncomfortable, dropped the idea and decided to stick with the old ways. Massive respect to everyone who draws digital. Also I found this Witcher 3 logo and thought it looks like an S, so there, I hope the joke works."

Jelly:
Or it would have been pre-emptive if I remembered to post it in museum and put it in the showcase
In my defense, I never claimed to be a smart chan. I just play one on Twitch.tv.

Kay: Very sorry Henry, I love the art and it's a shame it was delayed.

Originally seen at You are not immune... (1st of December 2023)

"New Alan Wake fanart, fresh from the oven (updated to include hidden Beacoi)"

Anderson frantically maneuvered up the stack of objects, balance unsure yet determined. He had always been one to take the road less traveled, and being stranded at the behest of some mysterious, assumedly malicious "Red Presence" wouldn't change that. Clambering to the top of the stack of logs, he felt a wave of relief wash over him. He still had it. He was still in control.

Something in the distance caught his eye.

Originally seen at Not Only Was It Alan (28th October 2023)

"Drew my first chan, based on the first Alan Wake stream! Remember: no object is too insignificant for chanification!"

Barrel-chan plodded along the dirt trail, wallowing in a mixture of misery and resignation. She knew all too well that it wasn't meant to be, but it just couldn't be helped. A barrel is meant to be filled with something, after all; it was just her rotten luck that she happened to be filled with hope.

Aimlessly walking, she thought of Anderson - thought of their short time together. She hoped he was alright.

Originally seen at Not Only Was It Alan (28th October 2023)

"ALAN 🦖

I actually thought that the Alan running joke was meant to be a reference to Jurassic park 3 and people just really found the scene where the guy falls asleep on the plane and a velociraptor shouts Alan at him very funny so everyone was just imagining a velociraptor was shouting Alan whenever a character fell asleep and that was the joke. I was disappointed."

Finding an empty room at the end of a long hallway, Anderson began to work feverishly. He scribbled endlessly on the walls, words overlapping words overlapping words overlapping words. He cobbled together a corkboard with twine and scraps of the manuscript pages he had found along his journey. He raved aloud, acting out scenes for a captive audience that did not exist. His mind was no longer his own.

The door closed behind him, locking with a loud click too distant to hear.

Originally seen at Not Only Was It Alan (28th October 2023)

"The cutout survived the cliff™ This was Nodja's idea."

Pushing through the doors of the lodge, Anderson was met only with more mysteries. The lodge itself was empty, and behind the counter at the front desk was a carboard cutout of... himself. He remembered this day; he had just published his long awaited novel, "The Wizard and the Dragon," and had some cheesy merchandise made to celebrate the occasion.

The realization made his legs buckle. Long, long ago, before the Voting Game, before chans, before even Actraiser... he had been a writer. How could he have forgotten? He stumbled weakly through the halls of the lodge.

Originally seen at Not Only Was It Alan (28th October 2023)